Owens To Buffalo-REALLY?!

To borrow a catch phrase from the ever so popular “Weekend Update” on SNL, Buffalo signing T.O....REALLY?! They didn't prefer Laveranues Coles, no offer to Houshmanzadah, was Marvin Harrison too old? REALLY?!

When hiring an employee, is it not normal procedure to get a background check on the individual BEFORE they are hired? IF that were to be done, what would it have been like.....

Previous Employers:

1996-2003 San Francisco 49ers

Reason for Leaving: Very productive, yet quite disruptive with the other employees. Questioned head of team's sexual orientation. Was let go.

2004-2005 Philadelphia Eagles

Reason for Leaving: Sent here after refusing to be relocated to Baltimore branch. Helped the “team” to get to the final stage. Missed some time with an injury, yet fought hard and returned early, risking permanent injury. Very productive, yet quite disruptive with the other employees. Divided the team in two. Questioned the head of the team and his commitment. Was let go.

2006-2008 Dallas Cowboys

Reason for Leaving: Very productive, yet quite disruptive with the other employees. Asked the head of team never to bring his significant other to the office, claiming that she 'jinxes' the team. Seemed to accidentally overdose on vitamins, yet he stated he had 25 million reasons to stay alive. Was let go after dividing the team in two.

GM Russ Brandon, do you notice a pattern? How long before TO tears down a young impressionable Trent Edwards? It was not long ago when young Trent, against the Cleveland Browns, was SO unsure of his abilities that he wasn't even able to throw a simple halfback screen. Owens doesn't seem to accept the fact that his quarterback can't throw it past 15 yards.

The one redeeming factor in this whole scenario is that the contract is for one season. In all of Owens' past stays, the first year was the best. He loved McNabb. Romo was his best friend.. “That's my quarterback (insert tears here)...that's my quarterback man”. Maybe he'll take Trent under his wing. Maybe this WILL work. Maybe things will....ah, who am I kidding, it's TO. This can't go well. Sorry Buffalo. So sorry.