Joe Montana – Played by RuPaul. I’m sure the former San Francisco 49ers QB is a nice guy, but his game-winning 10 yard TD pass to John Taylor in the waning seconds of Super Bowl XXIII ruined my childhood. He/she will be singing a rousing version of “If I Only Had a Heart.”
Joe Montana
22 January 2009
ying drums in the Flutie Brothers Band. Seriously folks, I can’t make that up.
Posted by Andy Goldstein | No comments yet
6 October 2008
n the top 5 in the league – Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Kurt Warner, Steve Young, Troy Aikman, Joe Montana, etc. Three - have a top 5, dominating defense.-the Bucanneers, the Ravens, the Steelers. Now, if you have two or three of these things then you are well on your way. If you don’t have any, well – you get better on defense, get a better quarterback, and/or get a better coach. Why do you think that the league was so engaged in the Bret Farve saga that ratings even went down on “As the World Turns” during the summer? Or why did the Kansas City Chiefs take a flyer on often injured
Posted by John Barfield | 2 comments
5 September 2008
(Although, I will say that the untraceable number of interceptions by Joe Montana in the Big Game is one of my personal favorite numbers.) Otherwise, you draft gurus can keep your numbers in the same place as people whose names are numbers(See Chad, your a Zero, Ocho Cinco), in the garbage bin.
Posted by John Barfield | 2 comments
26 July 2008
You remember what he did the last time he owned the 49'ers: 4 Super Bowl titles won, Joe Montana as QB, Jerry Rice as wide-out, Bill Walsh as coach. I think his credentials are solid. Imagine if he owned the Bengals (I know about Eddie's troubled past). Marvin Lewis would get all the help he needed on every front. Chad Johnson wouldn't be unhappy. Carson Palmer would get a better Q rating, and the fan base would get an infusion of energy. Just ask somebody who lives in San Francisco if they miss DeBartolo.
Posted by Greg Simms Jr. | No comments yet
